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Bed-buying tips

1. You mustn't feel anything through the mattress if someone else happens to be moving on their side of the bed.
2. You mustn't start rolling towards the other person if they are heavier than you.

(Tips courtesy of a small, lightweight, somewhat light sleeper.)

Posted by sniffles at November 13, 2004 11:43 PM