The questions I've been getting: "Did anything special for Valentine's day?" "Got anything special for Valentine's day?"
Why? Every day is special. If you really want to know, we ate at a food court and shopped for thermal underwear.
A thought did occur to me later though. If they hired more Monica Lewinskys at the White House, and do something (ahem) about the level of testosterone, or whatever else is responsible for the dumb animal urge to fight, maybe we mightn't have to worry about a war.
Posted by sniffles at February 15, 2003 11:21 PM