As usual, I hand it to my work mates:
Workmate #1: What's wrong Steph, you're not wearing black today?
Workmate #2: Oh, she occasionally wears colours.
Workmate #1: I knew this girl who would wear fluoro clothes whenever she's upset, so like you can tell she's depressed if she comes in bright pink-orange.
Me: Well, I'm feeling blue today.
Workmates #1 & #2: (collectively) Awwwww.